Got out of the Cloverfield Ralphs parking lot and found the back corner of my car shredded with part of the tail light missing.
All I remember was the biggest car I ever saw parked terribly next to me when I went in. I picked up the debris from my poor Volvo, and found a Chrysler part! Looks like part of the inside of a headlight or turn signal? I don’t know.
Someone else found the part looks just like a Jeep Grand Cherokee fog lamp. If anyone’s seen one around that’s damaged, let me know.
Ps: if the person who hit me reads this, the store is checking their cameras tomorrow, and the police are filing a report. Come to me first and we’ll just go through insurance instead of this being a misdemeanor hit and run which can possibly mean a jail sentence.